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PunchClock
As an hourly employee, I need a time tracking tool that is simple. I don't need something using a server/client ...
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Stay Awake!
Sometimes I don't want my computer to go to sleep. Sometimes, I don't want my messaging program to set to ...
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Who watches the watchers? Apparently other watchers from what I've read. Anyhow, I whipped up this neat lil' app to ...
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Outlook Backup Tool
Hey guys! I use Outlook 2013 at work, and it would be a complete disaster if I were to lose ...
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The Sacred Ember
My FireFox profile is a huge part of my life. If I were to lose all of those nicely organized ...
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Poke! that port…
We are always using telnet to test TCP port availability, and it is almost always available. In the event that ...
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Do I have a virus?!?!?
People seem to ask me this all the time. They suspect a virus is present on their system, but are ...
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DualPane Windows Explorer
In data management, it is MUCH easier to use a dual-pane format for source and destination directories. Of course, you ...
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Outlook Cleanup
Can’t create file: xxxxx.doc This error creeps up in Outlook 2007 and 2010. By default, Outlook stores email attachments in ...
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LocalAppLog
Need a quick way to get a list of all locally installed apps? Voila! I present LocalAppLog. It is a ...
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Host File Updater
If you know about the power of a host file, then you can appreciate this little utility. It grabs the ...
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Folder Map
FolderMap.dmg Or FolderMap.scpt FolderMap lets you see what files are in any folder on your Mac. It also saves a ...
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LittleFoot
LittleFoot.dmg Or LittleFootSource LittleFoot is a BitTorrent Client for OS X that is designed to be as simple as possible ...
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SysLog Collector
This script gathers Windows 7 application and system logs and BAM! 7-zips them for the user. Just have them send ...
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UserDiff v1.0
A common scenario for AD admins... User is complaining of permissions or access problems. Why not check their group memberships ...
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Rhetoric
The Luckenbach System
The Luckenbach System was devised as a Life Preserver. A method to rescue man-overboard who are adrift in stormy seas ...
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Finally, VINDICATION!
Where to begin. I guess it was Windows 8 tiles. Or maybe a slow trickle of website redesigns. The UI ...
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When Coltrane Met the Blues
I eased up from the sofa and went out for a smoke. There's something about smoking in the winter that ...
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What the hell are these notes?
Pere Callahan The consensual insertion of Nanking When a pagoda is not a castle Old people everywhere Slowly walkin around ...
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A crazy Plato's Republic kind of thing
Everyone gets a baby but no one can reproduce. Egg as and sperm are frozen at 21. If you live ...
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There is a way
to reconcile the two. Science and Magic. Karma Particles. Oh and Photons are just holes in the universe. ...
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Just a theory
We are all gods. At least we're each a piece. Our imagination is all powerful. Boundless. Could it be collectively ...
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A puddle of his own making
Gibson was right, you know. The loa Machine spirit Evolution isn't dead. Only Slumbering ...
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The DUI of Life
I walk a crooked line Theres a sour taste in my mouth And my guts are clenched up ...
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A Sense of Purpose
Most of the time I'm distracted. There are Things to Do. TM. Errands to run. People to consider. Bills to ...
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Quotes and Toasts
Words have a certain kind of power. I've collected a few of them here that are special to me. Everyone's ...
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Something Cries Out
In that deep complete blackness when you close your eyes. Something cries out. It sees through my eyes and hears ...
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Adaptation
Our greatest gift. Our blessing/curse. Adaptation. We have the ability to adapt better than anything ever encountered. Physically, emotionally, mentally ...
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Film – The Big List
Film is a powerful medium. I find that really good movies linger with you like a smell for the next ...
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Smell the Roses when you Can
"Thank God the floor is clean." He stared down between hairy knees at the worn and stained garments wrapped around ...
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The Sins of The Father
All wrongs must be righted. Its simple, but profound if one considers The implied balance. This is how the universe ...
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(no title)
Leaning back in the patched vinyl office chair, Blair looked up. The water stain on the ceiling was there ...
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Reflexology
There's something that I just can't put my finger on. I touch her once and flesh is flesh But. If ...
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Carefully, now that the Birds no Longer Sing
After all these years 10,20,30 It still makes a strange tightness in the back of my neck I don't think ...
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The title is the easy part.
Gimmie a minute. And I'll sit down to bring you some of my greatest work. But first a beer. and ...
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No True Scotsman
Well, I guess that Plato knew a thing or two Sitting there in his fucking cave. He had these crazy ...
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The Dark Thread to Eden
Brother, I tell ya. That old idea keeps creeping up again and again. The DUALITY. Like it's built into my ...
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Great Scott!
The airwaves are clear tonight. Grip the dial again. left. right. repeat. White noise is my muse. Hanging on every ...
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That Thing Sitting on My Chest
The older I get The more that I feel it Not wiser But that growing fear When I'm alone in ...
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Old Rythms Die Hard
That old blue melody came by again today mid nite like always But this time was different Its always slinking ...
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Not Beneath, But Throughout.
I built this thing To play music Just a mishmash of wires And transistors And tiny little circuits To sing ...
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Big Things Have Small Beginnings
Once when I was fifteen I went to the side of the house and climbed a tree and carefully stretched ...
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Cocaine and Plagarism
In the heat of the moment, everything went fuzzy. He was viewing the street like an old home movie with ...
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Exercise #2. Touch, taste, and sound.
It's like the world is going to end so soon And why should I believe myself? -Thom Yorke "You" Mauraders ...
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The Atomic Bomb like a Grecian Sunset
The wind played softly with Yousef's hair. Leaning back against the ancient lamppost, he lit a cigarette and exhaled the ...
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The Local speed of Light
Sometimes I can feel it Its a feeling deep inside my chest past the singularity and impossibly far into the ...
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If Two Trains Leave the Station in a Vacuum
There are no people, just vessels. But, I'm getting ahead of myself. Imagine the vast universe. There are others of ...
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Extrapolation
What happens To all those missing keystrokes? When the cursor isn't in the right box And I'm still typing furiously ...
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Boniface Laid Low
At the core of it, Religion is a drug. It can alter brain waves and brain chemistry. It can trigger ...
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Elixir Vitae
10 MG Vinpocetine Fish Oil - Barleans 1000mg 81mg Aspirin Qsorb-Q10 Jarrow 100mg 500mgx2 Longvida curcumin Occasionally, 500mg Naproxen sodium ...
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Time, like a String of Pearls
Playing video games is not a waste of time. For anyone, the best thing you can do in your life, ...
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Is the atom random? (Feeling guilty for the cat)
We don't live in the same world. That's not to say we aren't standing in the same place. Physically. But ...
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Gavrilo Princip and the nature of a split atom
The shadow life of mendicants has always been here. Like a parallel universe. just twisted a millimeter from our reality ...
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This Poem Sucks
Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie ...
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We et al., made of stars
Buddhism is scuba diving from space To this world. Moving slowly and deliberately. You can only see a few feet ...
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Absolute truth
Dialectic is crucial on the path to absolute truth in any matter. Rhetoric may cloud the whole truth in an ...
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Bobby McFarin; Grim Reaper
the point of life is to worry about things. Ignorance is bliss. The smarter you are, the more you have ...
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Pythaogoras Was Right!
We were created. I don't mean that a Christian God literaly made a pile of dust into life. But here ...
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Whine and Benzos
Rule of thumb: Jazz in winter (excluding piano based jazz) Reggae in summer. TBC ...
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For Buk. The Horsetrack Pays Double on Mondays
My mother had found a job. She was to start the next day. This left the house to me. After ...
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Bokker Tov
The trip was brutal and unforgiving. I had around 7 hours of sleep in 3 days. This is in addition ...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z67_Y1__Nzo
Take me out for a walk in the park and I love you, yes I do Touch my dingle on ...
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Qui Rêverai les Rêveurs?
What if we make our own Heaven? Sure, this life is a mission. Learn, eat, feel, experience. Because all of ...
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Man In The Eyes of Janus
Draw a square. It doesn't have to be perfect. Now, touch your pencil to the paper near the edge. Try ...
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Work = Force x Distance
I'm watching a movie about K2. Climbers jutting thier heads against the ceiling of the Earth. Two men battle adversity ...
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How to win money from Christopher Columbus
Ill bet you 100 dollars That you cant sail away from Australia ...
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Brain Cocktail
240 pound man in good health. Combine with equal parts aerobic exercise (I prefer running for strengthening bones) and weights ...
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Evolution and Ends to a Mean
Is the common ant superior to Homo Sapiens? At first glance, certainly. A man could step on an ant just ...
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1000 Year Medicine, Man
Somewhere, high in the Himalayas, there is a snowy plateau. 364.25 days each year, a frozen wind buffets that tiny ...
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The Gulf Stream; Like a Fremen's Eye
Blue within blue. Pulling life between worlds. A thousand krill worship the moonlight in a bioluminscant whorl. Like a ghost ...
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All The Convicts Are Lying Awake
Sweet and lonely sound slips from a crow's throat. Bathed in pale light from the Milky Way. Across dark fields, ...
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Verbal Sculptures
1. The feast of the Crow. 2. In the Netherworld of fallen Thebes. 3. Precious Bodily Fluids ...
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False Prophets, Trembling and Brave at the Crossroads.
First, the darkness. Waves of sweat alternate with heat. A swoon. Frantic grabbing from uncertainty like a drowning man. First, ...
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The Human Condition
Why? Evil is perpetrated by man daily. Minor deeds, unnoticed and self-serving. What can be done to stop it? Remove ...
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World peace
I like lying here After sex. Trying to catch my breath With all the sheets kicked onto the ground. Tap-tap ...
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The Beginning of the End
A strained wretch in solitary beauty? The sickly perfume of future hate? Be a devil amongst devils. The world is ...
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Light a Candle for the Nexus6
Three sheets out. I can barely discern the bottle rolling anout the fo'c'sle. And I've been thinking. About the wind ...
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Rift and Heated Terminus
All at once you feel it. Ghost tremors. Remembeing, but as a distant flicker. A familiar face in grainy film ...
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A Coral Snake in High Cotton
I have a thing for tshirts. Only the finest. Soft and faded as forgotten dandelion. I pick the ones closest ...
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Sherpa Trek to the Gates of Heaven
Ten dark footsteps fall in silence. The snow crunches through my bones with each. I am too tired for panic ...
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Paranoia, Guilt and Solve for X
So I'm in a beach house in southern China. It is a sort of hipster commune with people coming and ...
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Your Path IS the Tao
Balance. That is the key to existence. Good/evil, hot/cold... Balance is stasis, and stasis is peace. Everything in the universe ...
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Public Office
This place is a grey area A place of worn down benches and echoing footsteps Cold stone and Sad faces ...
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Newtons First Law
Its late and the electronic hum of the halogens is very far away. I am searching for some kind of ...
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String Theory
We exist within a vibration. All things we see, all things we touch. The harmony humming together ; different notes ...
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Excerpt from the journal of Diego Muneca
The nights are getting longer again. I give the radio dial a twist and then let it be. It plays ...
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N.y.c. intermediate #001
Coltrane said it best Greensleeves and Velvet Scene Cold dark air through the taxi window And the dry leaves billowing ...
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When Its Time to Say Goodbye
He looked back for a moment in the antique light. Cowboy hat pulled low and the silhouette cut from the ...
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In which the New Yorker pursues a lover.
Once, Laura and I were making love. When we were finished, she rolled over and saw an iPhone laying in ...
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Duct Tape Boots
Mexican dust, Television static on the nightstand. When the landlord comes a knockin' Lord, I'll be gone. Life and death ...
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Emissions from a campfire. August 25 1878.
Within the central nerver a central point of singularity touching and birthing sparks into the air Make waves! Caffinated disruptions ...
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Matryoshka Avenue sparks.
The street was cool in the evening time. This meandering track of stone was the river. All the tributaries fl0wed ...
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Cerulean Waste: Part 1 *Draft WIP
His name was Gordon Stacks. And his words spilled across the table like an upturned pint. Glint-toothed and unassuming, our ...
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Brain exercises and a cruel glimpse.
Across the table, spoon-on-cup sounds and the crunch of rough biscuits. Crumbs made their way into the cracks on the ...
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Untitled 1
Whensofar the past is able. Drinking, dining at my table. Lively spirits howling forth From the black and doth entangle ...
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A Curio for Mala
Whithering and gently does the darkness come. Tapering over the landscape filling berths with its mysterious candor. It is the ...
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Savage but toothless
8:15 PM. Shaggy tatters of goatheard, running breathless; and beard and matted hair glimpsed in pieces in and out of ...
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You can almost see land, with the right kind of eyes.
It was dangerous to drive so fast on these jungle roads. An unmarked hairpin turn up ahead in the darkness ...
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Lying. Just south of the equator.
Up ahead, the dim porch light fought a losing battle against the jungle night. As it always had done, last ...
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Charmed, I'm Sure
One peek ahead through squinted eyes was all I could stand. Driving on the highway just before sunset with the ...
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A Devil's Hell is the Hamster Wheel of My Life.
Across the table, Jane was talking to me. Don't ask me what she was saying, as I was entirely focused ...
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A Rich Lather and a Sharp Blade
Hot leather and the hay dust wafted out of the forlorn stable. It blew across the sand like an angry ...
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Broken Pottery at Dawn (Mexican Redux)
Black busts over a mountain ridge. We were shapes outlined against a midnight sky; faintly visible from the pale light ...
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Vintage camera study of Mexican blankets.
Black busts above a mountain ridge. Shapes outlined against a midnight sky; visible from the pale light of the rocket ...
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Chasing a paper boat downstream in the summer twilight.
I saw the ghost again today. Floating cooly on the landing. Almost, it seemed, wating for me to notice him ...
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Comments….?
Hey! If anyone actually reads this stuff, I would love to hear some feedback. If not, I'll just settle for ...
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Headlights through a Broken Window
A thousand pounds of smog descended upon the city. Frank Barboni looked up at the oily sky and frowned. This was ...
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Vraiment! The Witness Cries.
Tick. Tock. His hard soles on the stone echoed like knocks at the door. Repetetive and unending, boucing off the ...
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You smell like
A busdriver's used band-aid. A sweaty slaguterhouse jockstrap. The inside of Tyson's boxing glove. A toothbrush in the garbage. Stained ...
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Time Like a Face In Barber's Mirrors.
Eight bits is a byte. Or, is a byte eight bits? The question weighed heavily on the mind of Charles ...
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See It, Say It.
A hilarious game, from Jess. Everyone writes a sentence at the top of their paper. Pass it. Then, draw what ...
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The Devil Forgot His Name
He had always been different. Watching others play in warm sunshine was the worst. It wasn't bad, he thought. It ...
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A Sad and Tired Phonograph Melting Music Into the Empty Room
Three dark-haired men cut a swath down the sidewalk. Heel clicks echoed off the brick facades like a howl through ...
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Fuses and the Coming Apocalypse
Feeling my way across the room in total darkness, a cool breeze brushed my hair into my eyes. The darkness ...
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Crosswinds
Two. The first like a child's breath, and one like eternity. They roam the open grassland looking for a witness ...
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Chapter One
"These thoughts are not normal." Phillip Masterton thought to himself in the five-o-clock glare. His hands hung limp on the ...
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Critical Thinking
What is Critical Thinking? Just asking this question means you are already involved in it. Critical thinking is asking questions; ...
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A Park Bench In Eternity
Bees are amazing creatures. Small and able, they gather food day by day for the good of the hive. They ...
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The Things People Do For Love
The seahorse sat in the flames like a devil perched in Hell's doorway. We were all laughing and half hoping ...
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The Broken Spoke
"Where can you sleep?" The question rang through my mind like too early church bells. "I'm done" I said. "I'm ...
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Door Number Two
She's an artist, that much is certain. I saw the proof with my own eyes. But, does she do it ...
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Butt Love (is that a haiku?)
She doesn't like me that much I asked her. She gives me everything, butt love ...
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The Immigrant
I Cut You Face! I Cut You Face! I Cut You Face! I Cut You Face! I Cut You Face! I Cut You Face! I Cut ...
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You Can't Reason With It!
You got me burnin'. A flurry of motion traced waves through the layer of smoke. Nervously, he glanced around the bar ...
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Yellow Fingerbones in a Gilded Wooden Box
One hundred years of technology. Cars, microwave ovens, fax machines. Yet the prison system had stayed the same. Like a ...
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Noble Gases
The old man took the news better than most. Shuffling across the threadbare rugs in bare feet, he fell into ...
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Jackpot with Twenty Sirens
The first one was more of a learning experience than anything. We were both in the throes of youth and ...
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He was slower than usual in getting up
He was slower than usual in getting up. For what reason was not apparent, but his mood had changed. The ...
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Strange nights recently
Strange nights recently. Sometimes I fall asleep drunk and have no dreams. It makes me nervous when I awake. Or ...
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Forcing the stories from my brain like forcing a huge dry shit.
Dark steel pressed cold against Luke’s face. He reached up and felt dried blood under one eye. Life in here ...
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We moved closer to the lakeshore.
We moved closer to the lakeshore. (Me in a tshirt and boxers and she was all the way gone). I ...
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The Brain Dump

Fun with CSS no.1
I’m picky about my UIs. I use tech so much in my daily life, that I feel the need to ...
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SCP Syntax
Example syntax for Secure Copy (scp) What is Secure Copy? scp allows files to be copied to, from, or between ...
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GMail and the mailto: link
I like Vivaldi. I fought against all things Google for so long. But sometimes you just have to take a ...
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Securing Apache with SSL
SSL or Secure Sockets Layer is a protocol to negotiate a secure tunnel over the public Web. One of the ...
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Bluescreen View
Download One of the many awesome creations of Nir Sofer, Bluescreen View allows you to analyze dump files on your ...
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Investigate Suspicous Emails in Outlook 2007, 2010, 2013 +
Much like Dr. Strangelove, I've finally stopped worrying and come to love the ribbon interface (its just a standard menu ...
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DHCP Debugging and Handy TCPdump filters
Recently at $WORK we’ve been having some strange issues with a particular Xen VM not getting DHCP. Traditional (tail -f ...
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How to Clean the Right-Click Menu in Windows
The context menu in Windows, the thing that pops-ups when you right-click anywhere on your desktop or inside Windows Explorer, ...
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Classic Tab
We all know that the ribbon interface sux teh bollocks. Heres a handy tool to restore "menu functionality" to ...
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The Golden Path…
Some binaries are used just too oftern to specify a path each time you want to run one. The file listing ...
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Password Gorilla
Great opensource software to keep track of your PWs! http://www.fpx.de/fp/Software/Gorilla/ ...
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Remote Desktop Connection via Putty SSH Tunnel
Remote Desktop Connection via Putty SSH Tunnel This helpsheet will show you how to use the PuTTY SSH client to ...
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BASH shell commands
Totally yoinked from SS64.com. For personal reference/backup purposes only. PLEASE DO NOT LINK TO THIS PAGE! An A-Z Index of ...
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Windows Management shortcuts
System Administrator command line shortcuts to popular MMCs Simply get to a run command (Start>Run) or a command prompt (Start>Run>CMD ...
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Windows Command Line Stuff (stolen)
1: System File Checker Malicious software will often attempt to replace core system files with modified versions in an effort ...
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Windows Server 2008 default commandline tools
Command Description Command Description Arp Display and modify the IP to physical address translation tables used by the Address Resolution ...
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Windows 7 Temp Profile Fix
How to Fix Temporary Profile in Windows 7 May 10, 2010 By Dinesh Sometimes Windows 7 OS may not read ...
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Windows 7 Memory Diganostics
b>How to Run the Memory Diagnostics Tool in Windows 7 Information This will show you how to run the ...
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Unsintall MSI files in Safe Mode
Windows Installer will NOT start in Safe Modeon a Windows Server 2003 computer. When you attempt to start Windows Installer ...
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Remove Shared Folder Sync
Microsoft Office 2010 Professional and Professional Plus installs a handy option (Shared Folder Synchronization) to Desktop and Folder’s Context Menu ...
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How To Share Individual Mail Folders Within Your Exchange Mailbox
You may have a need to share an individual (personal) folder within your mailbox other than the most commonly shared ...
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Blank Add/Remove Programs List
If you’ve uninstalled program in Vista from Control Panel, perhaps you’ve noticed a tasks “Turn Windows features on or off” ...
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How To Deploy .msi via GPO
1. Methods of deployment Group Policy supports two methods of deploying a MSI package: Assign software - A program can ...
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Deleting a User Profile in Win7
Deleting a profile in Windows 7 needs to be done a bit differently than in Windows XP. Steps: Log on ...
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Fix Hyperlinks in Outlook
Note: These solutions work in all versions of IE. A very common question comes up often in the Microsoft forums: ...
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More Win7 Boot Help
In last week’s blog, “Better Troubleshooting Capabilities with Windows 7 Event Viewer,” I introduced you to some of the new ...
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AD users and computers mod
The following steps outline the procedures for installing the Additional Account Info tab on a 64 bit system. Download Account ...
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Recreate a Corrupted Profile in Win 7
1. Restart PC and Login as a Local Admin or another Domain User. 2. Rename: c:users%username% 3. Export (just as ...
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Windows GODmode folder
The functionality that was discovered and named 'Master Control Panel' or 'God Mode' was designed as the base folder for ...
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Windows Boot Issues
If your Windows 7 systems need half an eternity to boot up, there’s clearly something odd going on. Dealing with ...
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Find N Mount
I had a little trouble at work yesterday. A user's HD showed in Windows7 as RAW format even though I ...
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Windows 7/8 Boot USB Drive
How to make a boot USB flash drive for Windows 7/8 media. Requirements: *USB Flash Drive (Minimum 4GB) *Windows 7 ...
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